316 definitions by harry flashman
by harry flashman July 9, 2003
Slang for toilet paper.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
by harry flashman July 6, 2003
Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking a quart a day, was being sued because his Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.
by harry flashman July 31, 2003
A slang expression for a person experiencing an erection that raises the cloth (trousers or sheet) covering his genitals much like a tent.
by harry flashman July 13, 2003
Butch stood before the full-length mirror flexin' and thought to himself, "What a hunk I am", and realized that he must seek a secluded place and attend to an urgent need.
by harry flashman July 26, 2003
Until Congress passes a Medicare supplement for prescriptions like viagra I'm going to have to rely on popsicle sticks and duct tape...mighty tough to find willing partners though.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003