1209 definitions by mike
adjective used to describe how brilliant the speaker thinks they are for using the word that comes right after "simply"
by mike September 16, 2003
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by mike January 31, 2005
A type of Vaginal discharge. usually from as skank who'll bang just about anything.Someone who's drippin slop all ova the show.
Look at her dripping Yolk and gabble all over the joint. Get the bitch a drip tray. Nah get away from me! cus Honestly! Eeeeeeeew! Aaaaah she's chasing me...aaaaahhh im gonna slip in it!
by mike June 12, 2004
A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.
by mike April 14, 2005