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by Jorge Juan de Fuca January 5, 2010
A phrase/response reserved only for situations that are so totally absurd, you would actually be less surprised if someone was physically shitting on your face.
"Excuse me, I just need to pay my registration..."
"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."
"Are you shitting on my face?"
"Sir, like I just told everyone... You need to go to window 3, get form B and 36F, fill them out, then come back here and I'll give you a number so you can wait in line and we'll get you processed."
"Are you shitting on my face?"
by iwaslikeyohowdathappen July 2, 2010
by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013
To shit on one's face is to "mess", or kid with one's self. Similar to "Nah, I'm just shitting you".
Person a)"Dude, your Mum just died..."
Person b)"...Omg..."
Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"
"<suprising comment>"
"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"
Person b)"...Omg..."
Person a)"LOL! Nah I'm just shitting on your face!"
"<suprising comment>"
"Dude, dont shit on my face, are you serious?"
by K.1.3.R.4.N September 5, 2006
Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead
Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan
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