by JadeMemory October 4, 2015
by Five 0 August 2, 2010
by FirestormJ September 7, 2019
Girl 1: *scoffs* “you see that goof, leaving with all those girls”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
Girl 2: “ that’s because he is a Hammer Swinger! Only goofs can swing their hammers enough in the right direction to leave with that many birds!”
by Royisab December 14, 2022
Laminis!'s (The 4400 peak Ana main Flex Support Overwatch GOD himself) magnum dong. (est. 34 inches).
by krvenzz October 7, 2019
by Ed Richards November 11, 2013
Four blows from Granny's rusty, cast-iron mallet could not awaken Bapa's hammer cock from its deep, alcoholic slumber in the dusty chambers of his cordoroy pants.
by Steve Awesome January 3, 2017