by strickt-ly us... March 19, 2005
people who make me suffer through Bon Iver songs when I'm drunk even though they sound a same, a pitchforker often doesn't read pitchfork.com they just share that mentality
by the don85 October 27, 2013
That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.
by caseman7 June 4, 2009
a sexual manuever involving folding one's pinky and thumb into the palm and using the remaining fingers to:1)penetrate the ass. 2) penetrate the vagina. and 3)tickle either the outer vagina or the buttcrack with the third finger.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
in some circles known as a "three pronged attack" or in nautical circles, " the poseidion adventure" after his legendary trident.
by travis pitts January 8, 2004
When you're invited to a friend's house for under false pretenses of "tea and jam", but when you get there, you're friend starts breaking out the porn, proceeding to get their "freak on", and encouraging you to do the same.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 27, 2010
My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.
by DirtyMind303 January 7, 2015
Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.
by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016