Bob: I heard Frank had to get reconstructive surgery on his asshole after spending an evening with Don.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
Gerald: Just one night? Damn, there must have been seriously heinous anus gayness afoot.
by Hammer of Jesus August 18, 2019
A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.
Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!
by Uncle Kurtie November 10, 2006
The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.
by MCmules September 27, 2011
by Craig Cummings October 6, 2005
The jackass that wants to get in your pants, or anyone else's, at a function. He is usually disgustingly drunk, and may spill a beer or two on you. He is the guy, that if he does get laid, the girl would never admit it. Bottom line, he is gross.
by Amy June 15, 2006
What you're really saying in your seemingly-respectful greeting of a political-figurehead leader whom you actually view as being a horridly mean/cruel/selfish person.
In the popular musical comedy "Fiddler on the Roof", it appears that the oppressed citizens of Anatevka secretly view their heavy-handed government leader as "Your Royal Heinous" --- in an opening scene, the rabbi is asked: “Is there a proper blessing for the tsar?” The rabbi responds: “A blessing for the tsar?” He ponders awhile, then pronounces: “Of course... 'May God bless and keep the tsar... far away from us'!”
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
a woman who is so ugly that you are required to be the age of 18 to look at otherwise a severe shitting of the pants will occur
by ickle sidney moose May 22, 2006