88 definitions by AbnormalBoy
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
1) Nickname given to Bill Clinton, the 42nd President, for allegedly being cunning and deceptive.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
2a) A cigar that is being inserted or has been inserted into a vagina.
2b) Act of sticking a cigar into a vagina.
1) Republican: Slick Willie has destroyed the American economy and has deceived everybody into thinking otherwise.
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
2a) "Oh, you like that? You like the Slick Willie more than my finger?"
2b) "I don't smoke them as much as I give Slick Willies."
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2004
Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, Grogan’s Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.
The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.
I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo
by AbnormalBoy January 18, 2006
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).
#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.
#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").
#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.
#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!
#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!
#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2004
by AbnormalBoy April 16, 2005
Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
by AbnormalBoy March 31, 2004
A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
If IQ < 70 Then
reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"
Else If IQ < 80 Then
reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"
Else IF IQ < 90 Then
reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."
Else
reaction$ = "Dumb!"
End If
by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004