12 definitions by Anna Lynn Sanders
1. When a child is adopted, EVERYONE has problems. The adoptee, the birthfamily, and...believe it or not, the adoptive family. The adoptive family is happy about adopting, don't get me wrong. But when you have "BABY STEALER!" and "YOUR NOT MY REAL PARENTS!" thrown in your face all day, you wonder why you didn't just try for a biological offspring.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
2. Developing pregnancy symptoms when you are waiting for your adoptive child to come to your house. This is actually quite rare, and is not directly caused by adopting. If your desicsion to adopt is supported by friends and relitaves of the baby, you will probably not get it. This is actually caused by the stress of dealing with anti-adoption freaks and feeling like you arent a worthy parent because you didn't give birth to the child you are going to raise.
1.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
Sally: Everyone suffers from adoption exept the adoptive family, because they have NO PROBLEMS while the other two triads are suffering.
Sue: Shut up. You don't know how it feels to get called a baby stealer and a fake mom all day.
Sally: So you deserve to feal bad, baby stealer.
2. Adoptive sympathy is no pleasent experience. But its worth adopting a child.
3. Adoptive parents need to say bye to their reputation and say hello to "fake" parenting.
by Anna Lynn Sanders July 12, 2010
1. People who steal attention from the teacher (who hates you anyway) so that they can ask unrelated questions and be idiots.
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
2. Idiots your age or around your age who enjoy annoying, molesting, insulting etc. the teacher
3. Crap that knows how to talk for some reason
"Ask the teacher how babies are made and see what she says! soooo funny!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
"Brb sexually harassing my teacher"
"Hows about we have a threesome at recess?"
"I don't understand why I got in trouble for raping my teacher"
"Have you ever had group sex with classmates?"
"Classmates can be really annoying!"
by Anna Lynn Sanders May 13, 2010
The most retarded show in the history of shows, is actually a show within a show called Sonny with a chance. Its about this dickhead named McKenzie and his whore of a girlfriend Chloe, and the fact that their love is "forbidden" probably because he is her fucking brother *spoiler*
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 14, 2010
by Anna Lynn Sanders June 2, 2010
A female who doesn't share BOTH her parents with another girl. If a girl has only brothers, shes an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
If her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is her dad's only daughter but not her mom's only daughter. If her dad has a baby girl with her step-mom AND her mom has a baby girl with her step-dad, she is not an only daughter.
by Anna Lynn Sanders May 21, 2010
1. Your character's offspring.
2. Your offspring's character.
Only used by ULTRA-nerds as a term of endearment to there characters.
2. Your offspring's character.
Only used by ULTRA-nerds as a term of endearment to there characters.
1. My character, Cinnamon Micnally, is pregnant with girl triplets. They are my Grancharacters!
2. My twins are writing a story. I love my grandcharacters.
2. My twins are writing a story. I love my grandcharacters.
by Anna Lynn Sanders September 15, 2010
A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.
The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.
The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.
The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...
Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
by Anna Lynn Sanders August 17, 2010