16 definitions by Anti-bser-missile
Player1: LOL i havs a hooge ****!!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
by Anti-bser-missile July 11, 2008
The alleged year of doomsday. December 21st, 2012. The year where idiots crowd the streets shouting out prophecies to the other idiots who believe it will happen. Doomsday was believed to be Y2k but it was then moved over to 2012 because of the Mayan calendar's date ending in 2012 sparks out desperate theories that we are all going to die. Planet X is a internet hoax, etc.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
The problem with modern society is that people listen to idiots who barely have a chunk of knowledge in astronomy and physics clinging to thier stupid spiritual rhetorical philosophies.
Idiot Prophet: "People of the world! The year is going to be upon us when all will cease to exsist, blah blah blah blah!"
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
Idiot 1: "OMG! This guy is so right, the world is going to blow up!"
Idiot 2: "Wow this guy should lecture in a Astronomy class!"
Me: "Hey Idiots, the world has been getting along just fine for over 4 billion years, why would it end now? Because of some Mayan calendar that stopped counting after December 21st 2012? Go fuck yourself you idiots."
by Anti-bser-missile December 11, 2009
Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.
Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.
When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.
The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
by Anti-bser-missile August 5, 2008
Someone who likes to troll, a person who either intentionally or pointlessly yells and swears and insults someone with no or some purpose. Usually spawned by agruements, disagreements, or just hatred. Trolling can also be conducted as a self-entertainment to the troller by causing a ignition in chat or in a internet forum.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Trolling is usually accompanied with spam, capital letters, bad grammar, and immature comments. They can be racist, elitest, or anything else that has to do with stereotypes.
Forum Poster: Hey, i was wondering does anyone know the address to the Rock concert?
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
Troller: FUK U YOU FUCKING FAGGOT YOU SUCK COCK CUZ YOU ARE A ROCK LOVER GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKHEAD!!!1one
by Anti-bser-missile October 16, 2008
Of, or pertaining to elite. Someone who thinks he/she is beyond everyone else in a dominant figure. A Person who thinks that everyone else is worthless and disabled. Elitests are believed to be smarter and more stronger than a commoner.
Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.
Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.
Commoner: I have such a hard time learning how to drive..
Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!
Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!
by Anti-bser-missile October 17, 2008
Warhammer 40k, a Tabletop Strategy game developed by citadel miniatures, and produced by gamesworkshop is the most popular Tabletop battle game of it's kind. Designed by Rick Priestly, the first edition rulebook was published in 1987 and had a different method of play. The first models for this game were all lead, and at first the rules only supported small skirmish based battles.
In late 1993, 2nd edition rulebook was published under the direction of Andy Chambers and with it introduced orks and rules that would support bigger battles and more models. Plastic models started to enter months after the 2nd edition rulebook, and new armies like the imperial guard and eldar growed into larger armies. It should be noted that in 1994 many races got thier own rulebooks known as a codex. Each codex has supplimentary rules and background as well as hobby articles on the specific race. Such an example is a codex for the space marines, coming with rules for each model, and wargear that adapted to the main rulebook. This alone started to gather many more gamers and eventually became a hit.
Then in 1998, the third edition was released. The rules growed even larger supporting bigger battles and rule balancing for armies. It came in a box with plastic space marines and the newly introduced dark eldar. Since 3rd edition contained a lot of rule changes all the army codexes were revamped to be used for the 3rd edition rulebook. At this time there were both pewter and plastic models and a growing popularity of players. Since the 3rd edition's release, there has been a cityfight rulebook released to allow players to fight in urban enviroments and creating a larger capacity in the hobby. Also, 2 new races were added in later years known as the Tau, and Necrons.
Then in 2004 came forth edition, which as of 2008 remains the current rulebook used. Battle for macragge was a supplementary release for the fourth edition including new tyranid models and spaces marines. This set also comes with a plastic crashed aircraft. The 4th edition rulebook is also inside the box, but a smaller soft cover version that has rules only rather than the hobby indexes and background story pages. After the release of 4th edition, the tyranids and space marines got new codexes as well as new models. In 2006 Gamesworkshop launched a campaign for Warhammer 40k with the release of a new supplementary book called cities of death. It is basically a update from Cityfight but makes urban warfare more simple to play and with it came plastic building kits to allow hobbyists to create there own style buildings and terrain. The Campaign was called medusaV which took place on a fictional world where all the races would fight for the planet in participating gaming centers. At the end, the space marines won the campaign. In late 2007, a new rulebook for 4th edition was released called Apocalypse. Apocalypse allows players to have very large battles ranging from hundreds of units and larger vehicles known as titans. Apocalypse is a very expensive portion to be in and requires large armies to play. Gamesworkshop released several plastic sets containing many models for a price that allowed players to get started. Forgeworld, a Sister company to Gamesworkshop produces high quality resin kits to assemble titans and other types of units. They have been a large supporter in apocalypse however since they are based in the united kingdom, the models can cost as much as 700 - 1,000 United States Dollars. Gamesworkshop made the Baneblade into a plastic kit, a large tank with many weapons mounted on it and perhaps a popular model for the Imperial Guard army. This costs 95 USD compared to Forgeworld's 280 Dollar kit.
In late 1993, 2nd edition rulebook was published under the direction of Andy Chambers and with it introduced orks and rules that would support bigger battles and more models. Plastic models started to enter months after the 2nd edition rulebook, and new armies like the imperial guard and eldar growed into larger armies. It should be noted that in 1994 many races got thier own rulebooks known as a codex. Each codex has supplimentary rules and background as well as hobby articles on the specific race. Such an example is a codex for the space marines, coming with rules for each model, and wargear that adapted to the main rulebook. This alone started to gather many more gamers and eventually became a hit.
Then in 1998, the third edition was released. The rules growed even larger supporting bigger battles and rule balancing for armies. It came in a box with plastic space marines and the newly introduced dark eldar. Since 3rd edition contained a lot of rule changes all the army codexes were revamped to be used for the 3rd edition rulebook. At this time there were both pewter and plastic models and a growing popularity of players. Since the 3rd edition's release, there has been a cityfight rulebook released to allow players to fight in urban enviroments and creating a larger capacity in the hobby. Also, 2 new races were added in later years known as the Tau, and Necrons.
Then in 2004 came forth edition, which as of 2008 remains the current rulebook used. Battle for macragge was a supplementary release for the fourth edition including new tyranid models and spaces marines. This set also comes with a plastic crashed aircraft. The 4th edition rulebook is also inside the box, but a smaller soft cover version that has rules only rather than the hobby indexes and background story pages. After the release of 4th edition, the tyranids and space marines got new codexes as well as new models. In 2006 Gamesworkshop launched a campaign for Warhammer 40k with the release of a new supplementary book called cities of death. It is basically a update from Cityfight but makes urban warfare more simple to play and with it came plastic building kits to allow hobbyists to create there own style buildings and terrain. The Campaign was called medusaV which took place on a fictional world where all the races would fight for the planet in participating gaming centers. At the end, the space marines won the campaign. In late 2007, a new rulebook for 4th edition was released called Apocalypse. Apocalypse allows players to have very large battles ranging from hundreds of units and larger vehicles known as titans. Apocalypse is a very expensive portion to be in and requires large armies to play. Gamesworkshop released several plastic sets containing many models for a price that allowed players to get started. Forgeworld, a Sister company to Gamesworkshop produces high quality resin kits to assemble titans and other types of units. They have been a large supporter in apocalypse however since they are based in the united kingdom, the models can cost as much as 700 - 1,000 United States Dollars. Gamesworkshop made the Baneblade into a plastic kit, a large tank with many weapons mounted on it and perhaps a popular model for the Imperial Guard army. This costs 95 USD compared to Forgeworld's 280 Dollar kit.
by Anti-bser-missile February 2, 2008
Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?
Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!
Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!
(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile December 17, 2007