10 definitions by Lezard Valeth

adj. An improper shortening of the phrase "made me weak" to simply the word "weak." This adjective implies that something is funny or otherwise capable of weakening one involved with it.
Person 1: *tells a funny joke*
Person 2: That was weak, yo.

In a good and correct world, person two would say, "That made me weak, yo."

Well, in a correct world, he wouldn't say yo, but whatever.
by Lezard Valeth May 25, 2003
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Completely and utterly destroyed. Non-functional. Esp a car.
"I hit a tree in my Mustang."
"DUDE! It must have gotten totaled!"
"Indeed."
by Lezard Valeth September 2, 2003
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A variation on wordkeine ups/word, playing on the similarity of sound between kinda and keine.

It is used when one is just about average or has achieved some trivial level of success. Also, it is used in pity on those who do indeed have keine ups, but might lose it if they were informed as such.
Person 1: "Oh God, if one more person tells me I have keine ups I'm going to shoot myself in the face."
Person 2: "Don't worry. You have kinda ups."
by Lezard Valeth September 2, 2003
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ADJ- Surpassing idiocy, beyond retarded, sub-moronic.

Origin: An AllSquare forumgoer named Kokayi who exemplified the adjective's definition in the utmost
Omniscient Sean: And, for some terrible reason, there will be a Japanese re-release of The Will called Xenosaga Episode I Reloaded.
Magus Doomglow: ...tell me you're kidding
Magus Doomglow: that's awful
Omniscient Sean: Yeah, I really wish I were.
Omniscient Sean: It's apparently a release of the US version in Japan.
Omniscient Sean: ...Because there's so much difference between the two.
Magus Doomglow: ....the censored version?
Magus Doomglow: How retarded....
Omniscient Sean: It's worse than retarded...
Omniscient Sean: It's Kokayic.
by Lezard Valeth November 12, 2003
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Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"
"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."
by Lezard Valeth September 2, 2003
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An improper shortening of "as a piece of shit". This saying is similar to "as a bitch," in that it is meant to stress the preceeding adjective. This is the modern superlative. Instead of saying "This is the hottest day I've felt in some time." We have...
"It's hot as a piece."
by Lezard Valeth September 2, 2003
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Off by one or OBO is a common error in computer program whereby a loop executes one time too few or too many. It occurs most commonly with complex vector or matrix scans.
Programmer 1: This program doesn't work. Take a look and see if there's anything wrong.
Programmer 2: Oh, this for loop is OBO. You aren't scanning the whole array.
by Lezard Valeth May 24, 2003
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