12 definitions by Party Crashers
A typing error caused by fingernail extensions. Guilty party tends to be a black female with a name like Wanita.
You know that fat black chick Jennifun from accounting, her quarterly report was riddled with Wanito's.
by Party Crashers September 2, 2009
Sticky to moderately wet feelings about the anus within a four-inch radius; directly related to doubts concerning whether a person has maybe shit their pants a little bit or has some kind of "butt leak". Those affected often experience symptoms including: anxiety, confusion, apprehension, inhibition, sudden loss of social-confidence, uncertainty towards whether their pants contain a "sticky-icky" mud-like substance. Victims often can be reassured by going to the bathroom and administering a "wipe-check". This courtesy-wipe can go one of two ways: 1) the toilet paper is unsoiled indicating a clean (yet sweaty) anus, or 2) the toilet paper is stained with a wet, sticky, muddish feces that must be removed if the victim is to return to their natural, unafflicted state.
After consuming his morning cup of hot coffee Greott walked to class only to discover he suddenly had Sticky-Icky Mud Butt. He knew that Sticky-Icky Mud Butt could be social suicide if recognized by his peers and that he may be in danger of being labeled "the smelly kid" or a person that "shits his pants". Having experienced this form of ostrification before he quickly went to the bathroom, hung his backpack on the back of the door, pulled down his pants and proceeded to wipe his butt-crack from the bottom up, observing the toilet paper for signs of sticky-icky mud. Thankfully the toilet paper was "clean" indicating moist feelings caused by heavy perspiration about the anus not a form of butt leak. "Probably caused by the hot coffee" he giggled to himself, and went back to class with the buoyancy back in his step.
by Party Crashers October 12, 2009
When a dude attends Burning Man, is naked most of the time and discovers that his dick is sunburned.
by Party Crashers September 12, 2009
Breasts that are quite large, yet hang about the elbows or waste. These usually develop as a symptom of age, as most saggers were once firm and supple. Braziers are often utilized to curb the effect of gravity on saggers, but most women in the saggers-age range, no longer care about the appearance or desirability of their breasts. Also note: certain demographics (often those with excessive exposure to sunlight), have a higher susceptibility of developing saggers.
While your mother's breasts are quite large, they do appear to be of the type that will become saggers in only a couple of years.
by Party Crashers September 17, 2010
A girl that due to moral obligations will not fornicate vaginally until married, but to make up for this, she partakes in anal sex to substitute for vaginal companionship. Upon marriage, most butt sluts become normal upstanding citizens, but some maintain an anal preference.
You know that chick Dolores from accounting... she's a butt slut.... You'll either have to shoot for the brown star or marry that broad if you want to hit that.
by Party Crashers September 12, 2009
When you slip your dick into a fat chick (boinking her) who isn't expecting it, causing her to involuntarily let out a little "oink". She must be fat. And she must be sweaty. This is similar to when a chick involuntarily "oinks" while laughing.
That fat broad Betty totally let out a Boink Oink when I was porking her last night. Bless her heart.
by Party Crashers October 11, 2009
I flaked on going out with my friends last night and had NHL Ninetysex instead. It was awesome, I was the Hartford Whalers and beat the LA Kings while my girl was on top.
by Party Crashers August 23, 2009