2 definitions by Slomo Spleefhogger

to hog a joint while others are waiting to take a toke.
Don't bogard that joint, my friend, pass it over to me.
by Slomo Spleefhogger August 19, 2005
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1. of or pertaining to the Netherlands.

2. a blunt made by rolling weed in a cigar wrapper

3. "to get in Dutch" - to get in trouble;

4. "Dutch treat"; an invitation where the invitee is expected to pay his/her own way.

5. "Dutch date"; a date where each person agrees to pick up their own tab.

6. "Dutch uncle": a stern disciplinarian;

7. "Dutch courage"; courage derived from drinking alcohol
1. Dutch girls look really fly in those wooden shoes.

2. Don't bogart that dutch.

3. I got in Dutch with Teresa when she noticed 497 calls to Raquel on my phone bill.

4. When I found out it was supposed to be Dutch treat I had to climb out the bathroom window.

5. Raquel said she'd only go out with me if it's a Dutch date. She doesn't want to feel obligated to give me any.

6. Don't Dutch-uncle me, you ain't my daddy!

7. When I found out I was in Dutch with Theresa i had to stop by the bar for some Dutch courage before I went home.
by Slomo Spleefhogger August 19, 2005
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