83 definitions by tradesman

bupkis

Nothing, zero, zilch.

I put a lot of hard work into this project, and all I got was bupkis.

by tradesman May 8, 2003

smuck

How smurfs have sex or procreate.

"Boy, that Smurfette is worth a smuck, eh?

by tradesman April 3, 2003

california

Land of fruits and nuts.

California's a nice place to visit, but leave before you get soft.

by tradesman April 4, 2003

fo' shizzle my nipple

What my friend thought was said when the phrase became popular.

If you ever get your nipple shizzled, you know how painful that can be!

by tradesman May 12, 2003

shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 4, 2003

United Nations

A group of nations whose purpose is increasingly irrelevant; whose widespread corruption is now coming to light.

The corruption of the United Nations is growing unchecked. Can't wait 'till Annan tries to explain the "Oil-for-Food" program.

by tradesman January 11, 2005

school of hard knocks

Life itself; knowledge (and wisdom) gained by working for it, and not necessarily from a book.

You can learn more common sense from the school of hard knocks, than from most any university.

by tradesman June 15, 2004