83 definitions by tradesman

gun

A tool used for defense, sport, and hunting.

Contrary to popular belief, a gun will not make it's owner into a raving killer.

by tradesman February 4, 2005

Not Proud to be an American

One who has strong opinions, and nothing more. Is very unhappy with the current administration, but probably didn't vote. Takes out his frustrations here at UrbanDictionary. Mostly harmless.

Keep on posting, Not Proud. I need the laugh.

by tradesman June 25, 2003

highpockets

A tall individual.

Hey, highpockets! Can you get this kite out of this tree?

by tradesman May 8, 2003

Bondage

The practice of being restrained for sexual gratification.

Bondage only sounds kinky the first time.

by tradesman July 12, 2003

clintonesque

Having Clinton-like qualities. In matters of speech, to parse the English language so painfully at a direct question as to avoid responsibility for your own actions. In matters of conduct, to be more interested in #1, instead of the greater good.

His actions as well as speech are rather clintonesque.

by tradesman April 24, 2003

Political correctness

The state of being politically correct.

Political correctness is a narrow view on life.

by tradesman April 1, 2003

drag race

1. A competitive event where two cars line up at a common starting point. On a given command, they try to finish first at a finish line 1/4 mile away.(Or from stop light to stop light.)

2. An event when two or more homosexual men try to be the first in the door at a sale.

"Did you see those two old queens collide at Kaufman's? They should've learned that drag racing in a crowded store will get you hurt."

by tradesman April 3, 2003