Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.
"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"
by WhiskeyTangoFox October 29, 2008
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i would be incredibly pissed off, or I was incredibly pissed off.
If my boyfriend was out with another girl and he didn't tell her about me, i would be bullshit!
by Jen May 6, 2005
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A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something
Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!
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What I say to people in D&D.
Zyngar:"I would like to puchase a hunk of cheese".
Some guy:"That will be one SP".
by person yo-yo September 23, 2003
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I would like to make romance inside of you- wawaweewa, very nice, I would very much like to make the romance inside of you
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An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats September 16, 2008
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A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!
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