1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.
1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.
by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003
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Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003
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wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff
Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)
by marquel December 29, 2007
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pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves
sting is such a wanker !!
by TS July 7, 2003
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In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
by Andy May 28, 2004
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A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.

by Ag2k5 November 23, 2005
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