A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.
It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.
It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.
It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
Noun: Scientists are still baffled by the immense complexity of Wilson's stupidity, but he's still a great guy
Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
by Captain Nye March 17, 2019
A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
by lil' Mikey April 29, 2008
That one blonde bitch that has more money than you. He is smart and awesome but you still think he’s a bitch but also love him. He’s caring and loving when you get to know him. Is intelligent but acts like he isn’t. Somehow has nearly perfect DNA but still is a doofus, and a bozo. He is cute, funny, and a great time.
Did you see him? Who? That guy... he’s a total Wilson! Damn you’re right mate. He’s fucking awesome. Yeah bro... for sure
by Hey it’s Barney the Dinorawr June 29, 2020
Among us friends, Wilson was the shortest.
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
"Damn bro, how tall are you?"
"I'm about one and a quarter Wilsons."
by AllTheUsernamesWereAllGone February 7, 2019
when your hittin it doggy style and you get period juice on your hand (rusty palmer) smack the bitches ass and give it two eyes and a smile like Wilson from the movie Castaway
by Chuck Diesel April 2, 2007
Sometimes a complete fuck up is VERY bad at flirting Tries to be kind to everyone,especially those who he has a close bond with,those who he thinks of in the romantic sense.Hes a god at video games,loves Mexican food,and will be the bestfriend you will ever ask for.Not only that,he is the most sweet,kind,gentle, humorous,sympathetic,empathetic person you could meet.Good at many things,will admit when he sucks at something.The two greatest things about being near a Wilson is that he’ll always make you feel cherished and welcomed.if your in a romantic relationship with him he’ll do his best to text you when he has the time but with all the things he does it is very hard to find.And he’s great in the bed.Though there is one bad side about a Wilson.He doesn’t tell anyone how he truly feels worried he may seem selfish and people would be mad or upset over how he feels so he tends to bottle it up inside that is when you don’t want to be near a Wilson.when he’s in a mood you must look for large baggy eyes furrowed brow,glistening eyes,and he is either very quite,for when he is so upset,that that anger turns tut turns to sadness,or very anti-social,because he doesn’t want to snap at anyone.Very smart good looking and a hell of a musician.Has a great voicebut chooses to sing alone.he doesn’t sleep much.you know a Wilson, be friends with em,ask em how they’re doing, and if your a girl,try to start dating cause ladies he is one in a million.The god amongst people and his name is Wilson.
Example 1: “You bro, you see that dude over there? He’s a total, and complete Wilson.”
Example 2:”If only I knew a Wilson. He’s be the best boyfriend/best friend I could cere ask for”
Example 2:”If only I knew a Wilson. He’s be the best boyfriend/best friend I could cere ask for”
by Umbassa February 6, 2022
Someone who is a complete asshole, one who like to keeps girls on the line but never really liked them to begin with.
by rena86 April 23, 2009