CheeseDick

A nobody that thinks they are somebody.

After I called Paul a CheeseDick he grew very angry.

by 12345654321 March 11, 2008

Cheesedick

An ignorant, stupid, mentally challeneged ignoramous who fucks up constantly despite being shown the way.

"That Cheesedick has read the manual 15 times and still cannot install a stick of ram without supervision.

by WyckedDreamz May 1, 2003

Cheesedick

A martian of extra-terrestrial origins which lives on this planet among humans. Has a cheesy laugh and finds all jokes funny that are made against other people. However, whenever the joke is aimed at him, he becomes insanely "butt-hurt" and says "Not Coooool." The CHEESEDICK also makes a fool out of himself when he is drunk by puking all over everything.

Hey guys! Look at that martian, he's such a Cheesedick!

by Cockfondleskins April 19, 2011

Cheesedick

A guy who has venereal disease which has caused a serious infection on his penis that oozes puss.

That freakin' hippie is a cheesedick, so you had better stay away from him.

by Bubba May 10, 2003

Cheesedick

Completely cheating in a video game.

Pinning a guy up against a wall in a fighting game and then throwing fireballs until the other person is dead is cheesedicking

by Andrea Bur December 23, 2003

cheesedick loser

a very uncool person who is dirty and shameful

Get out of my room you gross goddamned cheesedick loser!

by thebigcheese666 April 14, 2010

cheesedick squid

1. someone with tentacles who secretes dairy products from their genitalia
2. a total gayball virgin

Conor is such a cheesedick squid. Definitely not sick.

by Legends' Gonna Legend October 22, 2013