An ass that tries to blame you for every way possible, even if it doesn’t make sense, she is like a bully who will lead you to suicidal thoughts and the feeling you can’t wait to move out, you wish you could swear but you’d then have an ass beating and honestly mums are jerks, can be kind but only when you help her. She is an overwhelming power and you have nothing against her, a mum like this can cause depression, cuts, said suicidal thoughts and eventually if you have no where to escape in a cellar dungeon it’s then death, if your mom is like this, just remember the moments you had the chance to say “fuck you”.
by 2020 is Satan April 2, 2020
a word which dickhead americans can't spell, and claim we spell wrong - despite the fact that WE invented the language, and the idiots WE sent to america couldn't spell.
by H.T.J March 3, 2005
Mum, this is how Brittish and Astralians refer to their mother.
Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too
,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right
Yes Americans say Mom and this is right too
,but with all ths shit going on in the world its funny how much people get worked up over the spelling. Quite frankly say it the way you want because their both right
Brittish/Australian= My mum is over there
American= My mom is over there
....oh look theres not much differance
American= My mom is over there
....oh look theres not much differance
by I need a life January 1, 2007
A caveman who loves to whoop her adversaries with her infamous level 6 wooden club. She is known for her insane strength and power, as well as her apelike tendencies, as well as constantly saying "Ooga ooga ooga ooga".
She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).
Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.
She is also notable for giving birth to Maameron, who inherited The Mum's genes but is unable to use them due to his brain being too small (nonexistent).
Also commonly known as Fred Frintstone.
Maameron: You wanna fight? I'm next door!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!
Anybody: Ok
*shows up at Maameron's and sees The Mum with her level 6 wooden club*
Anybody: Oh god. I am in for quite a turrible time.
The Mum: Ooga ooga ooga ooga ooga! Yabba dabba doo!
by Negro Testies July 17, 2021
she's such a mum
by isabellesahir February 24, 2018
by VeryEpicPigoen May 2, 2019
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mums always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mums always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
by DABOSSS101 July 31, 2017