a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness
my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom
by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022
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A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick
My Mom is something
by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019
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A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME
My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.
by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020
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A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!
My mom is so nice!
by Layla12345 March 23, 2019
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She’s a witch, please call Child-Services
My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.
by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 14, 2019
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She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡
My mom is the best!
by Layla12345 September 23, 2019
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A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.
Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho
by Big Despacito Boi June 2, 2019
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