wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

by plasmafury May 25, 2010

wanker

Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.

I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker

by John Sykes July 22, 2003

wanker

Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.

Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.

by U. R. Supergay July 3, 2009

wanker

1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.

1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.

by wanker. September 2, 2003

wanker

A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.

Wayne (boyfriend).

by Suey September 12, 2003

wanker

George W. Bush, USA's current president.

I saw Wanker give a speech on CNN today.

by hacksign23 March 26, 2008