2 definitions by ClinkClinkBitch
The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March
Anal April
Mating May
Jack off June
Juicy July
Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
someone who is so fucking swag that swag isnt enough to describe them and the suffix money must be added because of just how fucking swag they are
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
they are so swag that their balls dont produce cum they just produce SWAG
bart mccracking: i'm the swaggiest person on earth. no one can beat my swag
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
waybama: LICK MY BALLS BERT IM SWAG MONEY
by ClinkClinkBitch January 20, 2021