12 definitions by Michael Lee 2.0

Phlinge

Phlinge

When a turtle is inserted into the vagina canal

go on than show us ya phlinge

by Michael Lee 2.0 March 3, 2020

People who say "Americans gettin shot in skewl"

"Oi bruv were Bri ish on chewsdays and chersdays and without the t because the yankees dropped in the riva"

I fucking hate Bri ish people

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 23, 2020

Johnus get ur onus over here

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 27, 2018

Jagger Kimmel, he is a goat, he dunks on peoples moms and can bust a move in a exemplanary fasion

Person 1: "Jagger Kimmel called Tims Mom Godzilla"
Person 2: "I like Jagger but him calling peoples moms that is disrepsectful"

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

The goat, He legit is the only person holding york prep together, he is so goated

Liam Cooney and Jagger Kimmel were dunking on people in the mcdonalds ball park

by Michael Lee 2.0 February 11, 2022

by Michael Lee 2.0 March 3, 2020

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle

My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING

by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019