78 definitions by tatomuck1

bodega

A ghetto Spanish version of a convenience store. All of them are very filthy and rats crawling around everywhere. All they sell is nasty cheap poor people food and they use their bare hands to make the peoples cheese sandwiches. The people working there cant speak any English even if the store is located in the United States.

Its also a good place for minors to buy booze with a fake ID and not get caught.

I went to the nasty bodega in the barrio today and got diarrhea from their shit.

by tatomuck1 February 28, 2009

Washington Nationals

The laughingstock of the MLB.

Doctor: "You know what'll cheer you up?"

Sick Patient: "What's that?"

Doctor: "WASHINGTON NATIONALS!"

Sick Patient: "Hahahahahahhaha!!11"

by tatomuck1 October 24, 2009

swastikles

having just one ball (testicle) like Hitler. Or should I say "swastikle"

Hitler had only one swastikle.




















swastikles

by tatomuck1 February 5, 2009

ghetto

a punk ass word remade by nigger in the hood who think they tough but they all whack ass wanksters.

yo nigga, yo ass is mad ghetto
???

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

vanilla milk

a glass of regular milk with sugar added to make it taste sweeter

I ran out of chocolate syrup so I just drank vanilla milk

by tatomuck1 March 21, 2009

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

cornholing

the official activity of jails and prison showers

YO!!!, stop cornholing me. FAGGOT

by tatomuck1 March 27, 2009