18 definitions by TommyOkktane
1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.
Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation
by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004
An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."
LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.
by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004
by TommyOkktane December 30, 2004
(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.
(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.
(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.
(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.
by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004
by TommyOkktane December 29, 2004
(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references
Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.
by TommyOkktane December 31, 2004
by TommyOkktane December 29, 2004