2 definitions by Two-Hands

Spent Meat

The limp, flaccid (and often dripping) flesh-like extremity protruding off of my man's mid-section after completed the horizontal Mambo. Which, is often proceeded by the Two-Finger Taco Tango.

Mr. Beagleman always gives my man's Spent Meat a lick.

by Two-Hands December 5, 2010

Heinous Anus

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

by Two-Hands October 21, 2009