3 definitions by cojack

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 3, 2005

man champagne

1) The fluid excreted from the male's penis during elaculation.
2) Reproductive fluid containing sperm. Also known as: Semen, cum, spooge, love juice or man seed

When that chick with the chrome lipstick gave me head, it only took 2 minutes until she was covered from head to toe in man champagne

by cojack June 3, 2005

smurfy

Adj.- Anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and Exclimation point (!)

I Fucked the hell out of that smurfy hoe!
Her tities sure are smurfy!
My pimpin' skills are smurfy!

by cojack December 15, 2003