54 definitions by stockman09
Noun. An investor, usually in the stock market, who's hanging on to his stock, which has plummeted appreciably.
Mo: "Kevin, did you dump that piece of shit stock yet?"
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
Kevin: "No, I forgot all about it. I closed my eyes for a second and when i woke up from my nap it was down 2 points."
Mo: "Oh man, you're a fukkin bagholder now. That shit's worthless. Why'd you listen to the pumptards?"
Kevin: "I know, I know. Ugh, I'm losin it...."
by stockman09 March 21, 2010
noun. The feeling of liquid rolling around one's stomach prior to one actually having diarrhea. There is usually more than one diarrhetic wave associated with each bout of diarrhea.
Steve (at the bar with Billy): "Billy, where are you running off to?"
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
Billy: "The men's room. I feel a diarrhetic wave coming on."
Steve: "Oh shit, sorry to hear that. You think there'll be more than one wave?"
Billy: "I don't know, but let's put it this way - there won't be any squeeze factor involved."
by stockman09 February 14, 2010
Dan (after posting something somewhat crude on Kevin's wall): "Kevin, make sure you dnd, because you'll really piss me off if you do."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."
Kevin: "Ok, Okay."
by stockman09 December 20, 2010
Scary; freaky. Originates from the television show "The Munsters", a show about a family of lovable freaks, who resided at 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
Joe: "Brozay, did you see Tom after he was in that car accident?"
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
Frank: "No, why?"
Joe: "Shit, that mofo got fucked up. His face was all 1313."
by stockman09 December 7, 2007
Ron: "Shit, mofoesy, I didn't do that well on that test."
Jim: "You didn't ace it, brozay?"
Ron (laughing): "You kidding? No way. I'm lucky if I caced it."
Jim: "You didn't ace it, brozay?"
Ron (laughing): "You kidding? No way. I'm lucky if I caced it."
by stockman09 January 5, 2008
Noun, verb. A hug, followed by a pat on the back. The act of hugging someone, then patting him or her on the back.
Travis (after getting a hug and pat from Alex): "Brozay, what's with the hug and pat? I thought we were a little tighter than that."
Alex: "Well, think again."
Alex: "Well, think again."
by stockman09 May 28, 2010
noun. Acronym for All Time High. References one's account, usually a brokerage account, in which one's equity has reached its highest level.
Phil: "Mo, I think my account reached an ATH today."
Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."
Mo: "What'd you expect, brozay? Stick me me and you'll be trading on the beaches of the Carribean, being fed grapes by the most voluptuous women around."
by stockman09 March 1, 2010