18 definitions by woobledoo1978
Little Joe: Hey dad, can we go to silicon valley this afternoon?
Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
Dad: No kid, not again. We've visited grandma and aunt Sally already twice this week!
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
by woobledoo1978 February 15, 2005
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
A: You're a nice couple. May I join?
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
(1) The sound of an explosion
(2) What you say when something explodes
(3) When you are about to f s.o. up. You show him the finger
(2) What you say when something explodes
(3) When you are about to f s.o. up. You show him the finger
by woobledoo1978 February 13, 2005