by GregMD September 6, 2013
Essentially, "How are you today?" If asked this, it is most appropriate to reply with "Okay" or in a similar fashion as answering the underlying question of "How are you?", though a joke or taking it literally(in a joking manner, of course) is also acceptable. Best used when asking a female friend, because they will not only be suprised, but they will think you are funny, increasing your chances of sexual relations (make sure that they get the joke first).
Me: "How's your penis today Joe?"
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
Joe:"Aight... Yours?"
Me:"Okay." I look to my lady-friend. "How's YOUR penis?"
Lady-friend:"Good. That reminds me, wanna hang out later?"
Me:"Sure. What time?"
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow.
by Mista Flow February 14, 2009
Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019
Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
by The B Master March 6, 2011