11 definitions by ClubWatAh

Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.

Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

Random ships

Alright fellow humans! I think ever since movies and shows came out the human race has been BROKEN BY STUPIDITY! WE DO NOT SHIP PEOPLE LIKE ELSA AND ANNA, OR EZRA AND KANAN, OR FINN AND POE, OR ELSA AND JACK FROST, OR JESSE AND LUKAS, OR MERIDA AND HICCUP!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EITHER FROM DIFFERENT MOVIES AND DO NOT MATCH AT ALL, OR THEY ARE APPARENTLY "CLOSE FRIENDS" so that people are like, "IF THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS, THEN THEY'RE IN LOVE!" ARE YOU ALL DELUSIONAL?! WAKE UP! JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE CLOSE DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE IN LOVE! IF YOU THINK THAT, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW AHT ROMANCE IS! ALL HUMANS READING THIS, LIKE THIS IF YOU AGREE, OR DISLIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU ARE DELUSIONAL AND YOU SHIP RANDOM PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE "CLOSE FRIENDS" OR THEY ARE "SIMILAR"!

I HATE it when people ship random ships! This is crud! Garbage! Trash!

by ClubWatAh May 16, 2021

online learning

online learning means IT SUCKS i would rather go to school in person.

Teacher: Online learning!
Students:...

by ClubWatAh April 17, 2021

Afton

Okay this is my real name. I'm a scorpio too. So if afton is "sassy" and "everyone wants to date me" then guess what. Just because my name is Afton don't mean i want men all over me "I was in my zone, before you came along, now I'm thinkin maybe you should go." -Megan Trainor. And apparently Scorpio's ruin your life. Either I'm a rare good scorpio or this zodiac sign stuff is meaningless zeal. (It is i'm not superstitious.)

Guy: What's your name?
Me: Afton...
Guy: HER NAME IS AFTON?! CAN I DATE YOU?!
Me: GO KISS A WALL
Guy: But your cute!
Me: *sings all of no by megan trainor*
Guy: You hurt my feelings

Me: IDC now leave or I will yeet you out the window.

by ClubWatAh April 21, 2021

imsoboredicantbreathe

It basically means that your so bored you cant breathe and you are basically going to die away on the spot.

You are doing math class and you raise your hand and say "Imsoboredicantbreath!" And your teacher is like, "wut?"
imsoboredicantbreathe means you are so bored you can't breathe. Get ready to die everyone............

by ClubWatAh April 13, 2021

yeet

yeet means you wanna throw something. Or more likely, someONE. Like if you....

are super mad and had a bad day. You pick the nearest person and YEET them into the active volcano. (Totally not violent.)

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

mickey mouse clubhouse

mickey mouse clubhouse means ABSOLUTE CRUD mickey probably lost his purpose in life and decided to yell at innocent kids in his pathetic so called clubhouse. Its like dora the explorer.

Friend: I LOVE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE!
Me: I hate you

by ClubWatAh April 19, 2021