16 definitions by Emu
by Emu March 5, 2003
The mole previously described as the unfortunate carrier of the repulsive growth better known as Jim.
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.
Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!
You have to pay extra for it... unfortunately.
Batteries not included; order within the next 5 days and receive free exclusive Horace Hairs. ORDER YOURS NOW!
by Emu April 13, 2005
by Emu March 15, 2005
im sorry im such a hypocrite
im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition
im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod
im sorry youre so amazing
im sorry that we arent the same person anymore
im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally
im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
im sorry that i posted an evil deffinition
im sorry that you think im stuipid for listening to my ipod
im sorry youre so amazing
im sorry that we arent the same person anymore
im sorry that you keep hurting yourself unintentionally
im sorry that you are so cold in the mornings you have to wear a ski suit
by Emu December 14, 2004
by Emu April 7, 2004
the way in which one walks with straight legs when under the influence of alcohol and XTC, usually at a rave or festival
by Emu March 21, 2005
Telechav
A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
A TV contender (usually from a reality show), who becomes famous for stupidity, fecklessness, imbecilic behaviour, naivety, crudeness, rudeness and general chav behaviour and chav attitudes (see Chav in the dictionary).
A telechav is really a super-chav who, once famous, has the means and media exposure to expand the bounds of chavism:
· They can spend more time and money at the hairdressers having chemicals put on their hair to make it look like a cheap sparkly nylon wig.
· They can get drunk/drugged up more often and get into more fights and have sex in a better class of toilet.
· They have baby chavs (rather than use the chav contraceptive -an ab….) and call the little chavs stupid names and dress the creatures in miniature chav outfits (branded sports clothes/shoes that sell for 200 times more than they cost to produce) and have the little chavs pieced about their bodies for gold plated studs and rings to be inserted.
· Telechavs are the modern equivalent of the sideshow Geek seen in travelling shows in the USA in the 1930s, but are much more abundant.
Having one eye taken out (right eye is more fashionable) and replacing it with a gold plated orb is all the rage with telechavs.
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
Telechav speak: "ah fink am qween of media un stuff coz am stlye like dat un evryfink - rilly"
by Emu February 27, 2004