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A common disease that affects many male swimmers annually especially ones named Joey and Issac. Once the entire body of the swimmer is covered in water before practice, pool enzymes and proteins enter the body and increase testosterone by 700%. This allows even the ugliest of bitches to appear sexy.
"I wanted that ugly ass mom to sit on my face. I guess that was the horny water syndrome at work."
by Jellyman4000 April 4, 2014
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Hype beast’s best friend. The phrase you yell at the boys to attack alcohol. The enemy is down and you gotta push it.
by Jellyman4000 July 10, 2021
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Hype beast’s best friend. The phrase you yell when the boys need to attack alcohol. The enemy is down, you have a chance, you MUST push.
Shots on me! Push push push then we are going to the next bar!
by Jellyman4000 July 10, 2021
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