17 definitions by NCdubmixer

digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

whowee

Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.

Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.

He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"

by NCdubmixer October 5, 2014

fudgesicle fu manchu

The mess left behind on a kid's face when eating a frozen treat too slowly.

Lil J was having so much fun w/ her fudgesicle she ended up w/ a fudgesicle fu manchu before she finished.

by NCdubmixer August 17, 2009

kate+8

When a MILF gets a haircut that looks like a fancy dessert or two toned goalie's helmet.

She got her wig busted and it looked like a Kate+8. Sculpted, tall, blonde and brown ... all it needed was peanuts and a long red spoon.

by NCdubmixer August 18, 2009

calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 5, 2011