16 definitions by PoorDavid
A measurement scale, from one to ten used to describe how seriously a person takes the CDC’s recommendation to wear a mask to prevent the spread of COVID-19 and to practice social distancing
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
One=Refuses to ever wear a mask, thinks COVID-19 is a hoax
Two
Three=only wears a mask in public when forced
Four
Five
Six
Seven=wears a mask in public, but not around close friends in own house
Eight
Nine
Ten=Always wears a mask, even when at home (living alone)
That asshole never wears a mask even though he sells tickets at a bus station. He’s a “one” on the Fauciian scale.
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
Our neighbors were a lot more serious about Covid than we are. They wore a mask the entire time they were at our house. I guess they’re a nine on the Fauciian scale and we’re only a seven.
I saw a guy in the store "wearing" a mask by just having it dangling from his ear, not covering his face. I'd only give him two fauci's on the fauciian scale
by PoorDavid October 29, 2020
Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
When a person is obnoxiously happy, they are considered to be giddeous, a combination of giddy and hideous.
Beth was absolutely giddeous over her engagement. She was so happy it made everyone around her seem sad.
by PoorDavid December 30, 2014
After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “
Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago
by PoorDavid January 22, 2023
The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
SNIFU (rhymes with snafu) is used as an apologetic message when you accidentally send a text message to the wrong recipient or text group. It's an easy way of saying "Sorry, Not Intended For You"
Wendy was always sending text messages to the wrong person. She would start typing her message and hit send before she realized that she was in the wrong window. Then she would have to type "SNIFU" to let the recipient of the wayward text know that the message was "Sorry, Not Intended for You"
by PoorDavid September 21, 2021
A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
by PoorDavid June 18, 2018