12 definitions by Sharkieofthemidworld

Théoden

Commonly misspelt as “Theoden” this is the name of one of the Kings of Rohan, Théoden is the song Thengel and father of Théodred, he is also the uncle of Éowyn and Éomer, he’s a good and strong King, he was the King of Rohan during the War of the Ring, which was his final war as he died at the Battlof of the Pelennor Fields on the 14th of March in 3019 of the Third Age.

“Arise, Arise Riders of Théoden! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter, spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: ride now, ride now to Gondor! RIDE NOW, RIDE NOW TO GONDOR!!!”

Or

“Arise, Arise riders of Théoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered, a sword day, a red day ere the sun rises: Ride now! RIDE NOW! Ride, ride to ruin and the world’s ending: death! Death!! DEATH!!! FORTH ÉORLINGAS!!!

by Sharkieofthemidworld August 28, 2022

Wiggins

NOT A SPORTSMAN!!! He is gay (take that Dinasaur), is the twink God, has a cult, is the best character in Disney’s Pocahontas and is Ratcliffe’s servant.

“I love you” said Wiggins! “So do I” smirked Ratcliffe.

by Sharkieofthemidworld September 30, 2022

Wiggins

NOT A SPORTSMAN!!! He is gay (take that Dinasaur), is the twink God, has a cult, is the best character in Disney’s Pocahontas and is Ratcliffe’s servant.

“I love you” said Wiggins! “So do I” smirked Ratcliffe.

by Sharkieofthemidworld September 30, 2022

Bastardsword

1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword.
2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex.
3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.

1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him.
2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword.
3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword

by Sharkieofthemidworld May 20, 2022

Shngyupeewupkin

A word to describe someone who’s adorable, cute and posses childish joy

Oh Octavius you are such a Shngyupeewupkin

by Sharkieofthemidworld September 18, 2022

petboy

This is the male version of a term used in a D/s relationship where the sub plays the role of a pet, there’s no link to bestiality, it’s merely a desire to be cared for in that way.

D: yeah, he’s a bit of an ungrateful brat but he’s a petboy and belongs to me and that’s all that matters.

by Sharkieofthemidworld August 17, 2022

Gunfucker

Gunfucker/Gunfuckers is an insult typically aimed at Americans.

A term for someone who gets sexual pleasure from guns.

1 Those American rednecks are such Gunfuckers!

2 That dirty bitch is a Gunfucker!

by Sharkieofthemidworld July 30, 2022