7 definitions by TorturedSoul
Comedy that involves black people and their way of life, jokes that black people make, mostly what you see on the "black shows" on tv
by TorturedSoul December 6, 2009
The period of time between when your homie stops liking a girl and you can hit on her without breaking the bro code.
Bro 1: You like her, don't you! Bro 2: No I don't, unless of course you don't either, in which case I want to know the statute of limitations *tennis ball nearly misses his head*
by TorturedSoul March 11, 2016
by TorturedSoul November 2, 2009
The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.
Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.
Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.
by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009
by TorturedSoul January 14, 2010
by TorturedSoul January 15, 2010
Any sexual action, bar none. When you're doing something sexual, your skin by definition has to be touching your own skin or someone elses.
Jacking off? Skin on skin
Fucking a chick? Skin on skin
Fucking a diseased monkey up the ass thereby spreading aids from primates to humans? Yes, skin on skin
Fucking a chick? Skin on skin
Fucking a diseased monkey up the ass thereby spreading aids from primates to humans? Yes, skin on skin
by TorturedSoul January 2, 2010