2 definitions by bubblishxtreme
I Fucked You
Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY
by bubblishxtreme June 4, 2009
The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.
Girl: Happy Birthday sister!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!
by bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009