4 definitions by jwbulmer

mosquito

When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

Actual Factual Fact

Actual Factual Fact is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

It's abreviuated to AFF

"I've had too much to drink. Actual Factual Fact"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

AFF

Aff is the abbreviation of Actual Factual Fact.

Aff is the term used for somethig that is undeniably true.

"I've had too much to drink. AFF"

"She's got a lovely rack. AFF"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010

700

A term used in the pub and resteraunt industry refering to an attractive person without making it obvious to the customers.

"700 on table 5"

"700 just walked in"

by jwbulmer January 16, 2010