6 definitions by neilandbeatrice
1. Proper noun referring to the town of Wellington, Ontario, Canada.
2. Someone who lives in 'Welly' is called a 'Welly'. Cuz its the county and there aint much original namin' here. PREACH.
2. Someone who lives in 'Welly' is called a 'Welly'. Cuz its the county and there aint much original namin' here. PREACH.
Example Numero Uno AND Dos COMBINED :O
Dude 1: Where do you live?
Dude 2: In Welly
Dude 3: haha ur a Welly!
Dude 2: STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude 1: Where do you live?
Dude 2: In Welly
Dude 3: haha ur a Welly!
Dude 2: STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010
a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice November 1, 2010
a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice October 31, 2010
A guy who ignores facebook messages and texts from wholesome girls. These guys are usually hockey players who smell like Pringles and have an affinity for Salad Fingers and poop jokes, have small pocket rockets and smell Pringlistic.
by neilandbeatrice October 27, 2010
A major Allen with skeez issues. He thinks hes full of righteousness and everytime you see him he will tell you to feel the swiftness. He smells Pringasmic, has a small pocket rocket, and secretly reads Twilight.
Girl 1: hey, I'm dating this great guy now named ______
Girl 2: Oh God, not him! I heard he's a real pringle prick.
Girl 2: Oh God, not him! I heard he's a real pringle prick.
by neilandbeatrice October 27, 2010
pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS
you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.
you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.
by neilandbeatrice November 4, 2010