13 definitions by toastface

balloon

1. An idiot
2. Something that is large, massive or enormous.

1. Why is that twat trying to fuck that road cone?? Cos he's a fuckin balloon thats why.

2. I just scored a nice bag o skulli offa my man. Theres a fuckin balloon amont i'm tellin ya!

by toastface August 7, 2005

blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.

Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.

by toastface July 29, 2005

fund

Money, cash, corn, dollars

man: Are we gonna book that holiday?
woman: Yea, as soon as i get some fund.

by toastface July 29, 2005

lid

A spliff, joint, reefer

I got no weed man, can I build a lid with yar gear?

by toastface July 29, 2005

wammal

Local term for domestic dog

I'm just gonna tek the wammal out fer a walk ma wench

by toastface July 29, 2005

donkey

Local term for a Slot Machine

Hurry up ma mon! Stop feedin' that donkey cos the taxis 'ere!

by toastface August 13, 2005

sucker

A public house.
A bar.

Quick! Get ya skates on! It's nearly closing time! The sucker will be shut in a minute!

by toastface July 29, 2005