Balboni

When you are just having an average day and that one guy (or gal) comes by and everything goes left....like....wake up in the morning missing your left sock, lipstick on your ear, and a stranger's parakeet in your bathroom type left.

"Dude.... I was planning on having a quiet night in, reading a book and then Kyle came over with some Four Loko and we totally got Balboni'd!!"

by Wordsmith603 July 22, 2019

balboni

Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.

"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."

by Dominulus January 17, 2007

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.

Steve Balboni sent me here.

by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023